Instant Blog ~ Courtesy Corbett, Christie, the ACLU and the Whales

Last Notes From a Tumbleweed Bastard

     Gentle Readers,

     I have a busy day and so, no writing for me.  Here is one you can figure out for yourself while you screw around at your desk, waiting for five o’clock.

     Follow the headlines and info below and create your own rant. It starts with a whale and ends with one, if you include the pic of Governor Cartman, er Christie.

     We have a morally corrupt Constitution-breaking governor-elect headed for Harrisburg and his role model is a boorish fool who denies global warming and says there is no evidence while the scientists keep piling it up.

     Readers in Pennsylvania, are we not, in the vernacular, fucked?

Posted on Thu, Nov. 11, 2010

Activists under state watch in Pa. urge end to monitoring By Miriam Hill and Amy Worden

Inquirer Staff Writers

A group of activists monitored by the state of Pennsylvania on Wednesday called on…

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Substance Abuse Is the Best Anti-Depressant

always worth reading again…no such thing as a gateway drug…

Last Notes From a Tumbleweed Bastard

     Dearest Readers and Beloved Enemies, Our buddy Gil, the director of the Office of National Drug Policy, tells us he is disappointed that illegal drug use in America had risen nine percent in 2009.

     Gil says that 21,800,000 americans abused illegal drugs in 2009. That accounts for 8.7% of the population 12 years old and older. We at CFYSA would like to take the time to thanks all you newcomers for showing support! Old Gil is not proud of you but his pay will probably go up nine per cent as he hopelessly looks for a solution to your actions. If he ever finds a solution, his job will be terminated.

     When the ranks of the unemployed were almost reaching 10%, a scant one per cent above our number, those lucky jobless bastards got all sorts of attention from Obama, Wall Street and, last but never least, the…

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Attention Spiritual Followers!

Enlightened Readers,

At this juncture in our…kaf…Voyage to Namaste’-Land we hereby adopt the Spirit name Wind Walker based on our expulsion of air, miles traveled, comparative idiotic names, as well as other considerations too lengthy to be spelled out in this Proclamation.

Should any of you naysayers and faithless souls think this is all some off the cuff joke, you are absolutely right. We would never change our name. It is a badge of honor to wear your name. If you faced adversity with your given name and overcame it, then exhault in it. Black Americans who threw off slave names to return to the tribal name, as well as Natives anywhere – that is a whole other story.
This relates to Post New Age Pseudo-Hippie Schizzo-delic Wack-Job (PNAPSW) names only.

So should you address us in the Spiritual, and request our kind assistance, use a first and last name or to Hell with Spirituality.

Obstreperously Yours,
Your Constant Advisors in this Blog,
Your Soul’s Key To Your Own Salvation,
Your Credit Card Number please.

Best,

Wind

Walker