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The Approaching Evil of Corey Booker

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Concerned Citizens,

This is a short one but we did want you to skip back here a few blogs and remember the warning we gave about flagrant fatso Gov. Chris Cartman Christie putting former Newark Mayor Corey Booker in a NJ senator slot after the death of another old cheat. Just skip back about five or six posts and look for the fat guy.

We could not help but notice the cutesy-ootsey bald head getting off a plane with our Manchurian President, Baccarat Obama, a week ago or so.

Do remember that the basic cause for all this concern is what the late but great Amiri Baraka told us about Booker wanting to sell Newark’s water and water rights to a corporate entity and other devious reason Booker is not a good man.
We wondered why he was on the plane with the Chief but we did a quick search to see the once close friends have had a rift between them. In fact, one thing we found was a Huffington Post report noting that Booker spelled Obama’s name wrong on a list of NJ delegates. The two are at odds but how did the city mayor get to be at odds with the Prez so fast?

Why?
Do you wonder why?
Why?

Just remember that we warned you first when looking for guidance in the future…

this is a free blog and, as such, may contain typos….

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Final Installment of K2 Khronickles

     Fearless Readers, we have come to the end of an era of sorts, a very short era – the era of legal THC.  We missed our chance to get in on the legal LSD up until 1967 and this gave us a chance to try new drugs and see what we could see with the aid of them.  Now, the shelves are empty and we still have seen no legal notice of a final rule in the Federal Register.  The media won, again.

     There will be more fake marijuana products coming down the line.  They are already available in some places.  It is sort of like when the US made amphetamine use illegal and spawned the multi-million-untaxed-dollars-a-year ‘meth’ market.  Smith Kline and French could have made a mint with their Dexedrine Spansules or the good old Bi-Phetamine 20s (the original ‘black beauties’) and taxes would have been paid on every purchase, at one level or other, and they could even have been regulated.  Now, every bucktoothed hillbilly from here to Sheboygan and beyond is making ‘fake’ speed in bathtubs, sinks and even in moving vehicles.  No taxes get paid on this stuff and it is a thousand times more dangerous than the real thing, which is given to students in grade school for treatment of ADHD.

     Recently, we took some Roxanol brand morphine and noticed that the pills are banana flavored.  This makes them a nice match for the grape flavored dexedrine tablets, called Adderall, which is what the kids in school get.  What a lovely, fruity combination!  What spells ‘gateway’ better than candy-covered, mind-altering drugs? 

     Not anybody can sell these confectionary compounds.  It costs a lot of money to make grape flavored speed; only big corporations who can pay off the officials we elect are allowed to sell stuff like that.  Imagine the fuss if a parent were to suggest the inherent danger in coating powerful chemicals with Pandora’s powder of sweet, sweet, sugary goodness.  Imagine the outrage over all those young lives lost to swallowing sweets.  It would be even worse than our upcoming diabetes epidemic, scheduled tentatively for 2020…but this ain’t pot so that will never happen.  Just one of life’s little ironies.

     Gentle Readers, you may have any opinion you wish as regards these substances. If you are for them or against them, you can find plenty of support online in chatrooms full of people who share your views.  One funny thing about the chatrooms, websites, organizations and other entities that concern themselves with such subjects – there really is no correct answer or proper view.  There is always a question-mark hanging over all participants and nobody logs off with a real, concrete answer…more often, a feeling of anxiety lingers.

     Many find this lack of answers to be quite frustrating.  Most frustrated are the majority of us, who are lied to, manipulated, bought, sold and shoveled shit to, by the media.  Less frustrated are the so-called power brokers who create and develope the standards by which we are ruled. Ruled.  That is the status of the K2 law…pre-rule.  The rule never made it to print in the Federal Register so it is technically still legal, if you do your own homework and use documents provided by the government.  Ask anybody and they will tell you it is illegal, however, because they saw it on the news or on the web.  If it is on one of those places, it has to be true…no?

     You can’t fool all of the people all of the time…how many times have we heard that?  It doesn’t matter, just so long as you fool most of them.  As long as the majority is confused, people foolish enough to waste time spewing the honest truth can say all they want; they have been diffused.  They can tell the truth all they want and the bad guys will still fuck us all over.  People do have memories, though.  Honesty always prevails, eventually, but much suffering has occurred throughout history while waiting for honesty to prevail.  It takes time.

     We have reached a tipping point, in many ways.  The world’s foremost scientists say we have passed the tipping point, in terms of saving the planet from we humans.  Whales are getting sunburns because the ozone is so thin, which is documented fact, while our leaders tell us they still have no concrete evidence that global warming exists.  This is why we should not follow leaders.

     We feel bad for those Dear Readers who have children that will have to face the rapidly deteriorating quality of life in the Western World.  The Eastern World will probably just be getting the final touches of their infrastructures in place when the big shoe finally falls.  You can develop India and Bangla Desh all you want but they will still be underwater, with most of Florida,  if ocean levels rise two more inches.  It is just a matter of so much more melted snow and the polar bears are running out of room already.

     Then there will be mass migrations to the USA and there will be even less to go around.  American Dream – yes, that is what it is.  There is no future here unless things take a drastic and dramatic turn.  As complacent as society has become, all the drama has moved to Congress, a place where level heads lose to cheap dramatics.

     So, with so many things sucking so badly, we close the folder on the K2 Khronikles in order to focus on other, more pertinent issues.  We will report any new laws or findings or anecdotal information we come across, as regards K2, Spice, Mr. NiceGuy, Black Mambo and the others, of course.  The subject has not fallen completely off our radar.

     We shall return and we shall still be Celebrating 50 Years of Substance Abuse but we will take the forum in a slightly different direction, as you, Gentle Friends and Fiendish Foes, will see.

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Meet The New Boss…He Has An Eye On You

     All Dear Friends and Foes,

     Your Humble Narrator has noticed that Tom Corbett has been growing a third eye, which he plans to use in spying on people who say bad things about him…oops!

     As we related in this blog a few months ago, our new Governor was sued by the American Civil Liberties Union recently – and lost, for trying to bully Twitter into giving up account information on two people who blogged about him.  Outgoing Governor Ed Rendell publicly stated that he found the behaviour of then-Attorney General Corbett to be reprehensible. We most heartily concur.

     As someone who regularly posts negative things about the man, and as someone who is probably on his ‘list’ of detractors, my question is “What did he plan to do with those names and addresses?”...obviously, if you are willing to go through the trouble of breaking the law to summon Twitter execs before a Grand Jury, you must do something with the information. How is the retribution then dealt out by the agents of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania?

     While we are at it, what about the Pennsylvania Homeland Security Agency (ever hear of them before?) and the information they collect, mostly from blogs and emails, about people who make anti-government statements…like me???? What about me, Your Beloved Voice From the Page.

     So, he lost and did not get the names and addresses. Now he is your Governor. He Governs you. It is your fault, unless you voted against him. Do not mention the $4,ooo a day which he got in campaign funding from the big gas (not ‘big ass’ – that is Gov. Cartman in NJ, Corbett’s admitted idol) and oil companies, or the officers in those oil companies, to whom he gave seats on his Cabinet!!! No, no, no!!!! That could get a blogger in a lot of trouble.

     That third eye is not looking too friendly to me.

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Gentle Readers…Potential Foul Language (but legal) Ahead. Proceed With Open Mind!

     ‘Woman Is The Nigger of the World’…John Lennon.

     ‘Baby, Baby, Baby Is A Rock N Roll Nigger’…Patti Smith

     ‘Cunt Is the Nigger of the Nouns’…Michael Hendrick

     Now that I have your attention…

     Why do we need to use shock language? Why was your Humble Narrator missing in action from blogland due to an increased intake of opiates? Why is this country (USA) awash in the ‘New Racism’?

     If we avoid ‘dirty’ words, they become dirty by association.  Our Saint and Mentor Lenny Bruce proved that 50 years ago, right about when the staff at CSAFY was waking up to the world.

     As a caucasian, I have been accused of racism simply for not agreeing with the so-called president. I visited an African American friend of mine the next day and told her about it and she said she is fed up with this juvenile fecundity, as well. It is the second or third time I was accused of racism this month. The people who accused me did not know that I lost the highest-paying job I ever had because I was working for redneck/upperclass fools at the Virginia Stage Company in Norfolk and refused to fire a woman I had hired to work in my department.  The owners of the VSC felt that a black woman was not capable of representing them on the telephone. I told them, ‘fuck you.’

     The day they told me to get rid of her, I took her aside and gave her a cash bonus, even though she had no idea of the racist skullduggery which was afoot.  Months later, I was summoned to the Oak Room of the Algonquin Hotel In Manhattan and questioned about my pro-equality stance and summarily dismissed from my position for not being an oppressor of a 100 pound, five foot tall black woman who was a school teacher all her life and was as sweet a woman as one could ever meet.

    That was the 80s and nigger was a bad word. Now it is only a bad word if white people use it. Reverse racism is gripping tooth and nail to the coat-tails of the extreme factions we are seeing in this, what used to be our country, and the lesson we learned from the civil rights demonstrations of the 1960s are long forgotten. White man bad…black man victim…

    What does this have to do with cunts? Recent rulings in the state of Pennsylvania made such words legal to say in public, or even cajole the police with when they are trying to reason with you. If you recall, Freedom of Speech was once a Universal Right to all americans and now it is a joke. This is one very small victory in the fight to say what we wish to.

    So the narcotics are wearing off. I had to take them because they made the K2 illegal and I can have all the opiates I want with no fear of reprisal. So, if you must blame a narcotic stupor for the lack of scholarly advice which normally oozes from this page, blame your Uncle Sam…or is it Uncle Osama?

     Do I hate Obama because he is black, sorta? No! Do I hate NJ Gov. Chris “Buffet”Cartman Christie, who looks like he will be in the race to be out next leader (hahahahahahahaha)? Yes…I hate him because he is a fat, miserable fuck who is playing with the environment, not from his massive body mass and it’s affect on tides and orbit of the planet, but because he is a fucking idiot – like Obama! He is white, caucasian, whatever – he has so much skin that he could probably qualify for several different ethnicities, depending on where you take the skin from on his bloated carcass.  Do I hate General Tom Corbett, the other fat fuck who sold out his state for a million and a half dollars per cabinet position and will become ten times richer thanks to screwing the people who voted for him? Yes, I hate him and he is the same skin tone as I am.

     So, if you hear inklings of racism at the office or market, do your best to shut the mouth of the ignorant fuckwit who said such irresponsible booshwah! Most of the racism is coming from the young because they are oppressed and have no chance in the rich man’s world of the USA. They will die under a bridge due to lack of ambition and want to blame me for being a capitalist.

    Somebody wake up…Dear Readers, I know you are awake…but please try to waken a few others before the war of inequality swallows the USA before a Chinese bomb has a chance to wipe us out.

   Wake somebody up and you will awaken a new sense of purpose in yourself…if you want one.

     By the by, it was by pure coincidence and accident that I posted this on Martin Luther King Day. The lessons of Doctor King are being subordinated by feuds between white trashers and blacks with attitudes. It is the first battle in the Era of Class Warfare that our government is pulling this country into through flagrant ignorance of the Constitutional Rights of ALL citizens, no matter what colour, race or creed.

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Obama Drug War – 15 Headless In Acapulco, 6 Shot In Arizona – Thanks, Barack!

     Fretful Friends and Righteous Readers,

     We have been posting warnings about the style of class warfare which is growing at an unsurpassed rate since Obama started ruining any and all trust citizens had in their elected officials.

      We have been watching as The Man With No Plan has played fast and loose with our Constitution. We have been grousing over the injustice in a government where elected officials totally ignore the wishes of those who elected them in favor of privilege. Privilege?

     Privilege, like the privilege Pennsylvania Governor-Elect General Tom Corbett distributed when he sold seats on his cabinet to oil company insiders for a reported $1.5 million a seat; privilege like Tom Corbett bestowed upon the oil companies of his cronies by not charging any PA state taxes on oil and natural gas mined from the Marcellus Shale deposits here. A nice deal for only $1.5 million each and Corbett is sure to get under the table kickbacks in perpetuity.

     Do you blame the 22-year-old shooter, when developmental biologists all agree that young men in America do not reach the age of emotional and psychological maturity until age 30? Do you blame the manufacturer of the fire-arm or the maker of the bullets? Do you blame the 114-mile war zone which borders the southern edge of Arizona and is the point of entry for much of the marijuana that we Americans love so much and even Omama smokes legally, after some careful manipulation of DC drug laws?

     We blame Obama – directly. He is supposed to be the President, so he is the one who ought to take it on the chin for perpetuating a situation which can only lead to more violence, greed, money to the upper class and rapidly-declining quality of life for anybody who does not have the cash to buy-off an elected official. The kid with the gun needs help and Obama needs to be impeached. This type of behaviour will escalate as more rights and standards of living are stolen from ‘We, The People’.

     Soon, maybe not soon enough for us in the Northeast US, it shall almost be Spring and Fat Tuesday will be kicking off the Mardi Gras. Many people could visit the Gulf Coast, as often happens during the festivities. This year, there may be more visitors than residents, since the Obama-imposed ban on American Oil has put stores, restaurants, hotels and many other tourist attractions, as well as basic infra-structure serving the area, out of business.

     Why does Obama hate America so much? Why does he prefer to buy oil from our enemies and let the people of his own country suffer and starve? The obvious answer would be that he is a heartless bastard and the empty words he sputtered after the Arizona shootings did everything but put the finger of blame where it truly belongs…on our Senate, our Congress and in all our Houses of Representatives.

     We live in a country where our rights are bought and sold by the day and we do not even know it, in our complacency. The Nation should feel bad about the victims of the deluded gunman – it is our fault for allowing the media to hornswaggle us into voting an inept primadonna to the highest office in the land. We and Obama pulled that trigger, just as surely as Jared Loughner did. We allowed it to happen by not doing our homework and being fooled into voting a president via internet.

     Why do people grieve? Why the shock? Are you stupid, Gentle Readers? If not, what did you expect? As the rich get richer and the rest get nothing, Obama, Corbett, big, old NJ Gov. Christie Cartman and every other tool of policy get fatter…well Corbett and Christie do. We think it would be a good idea if those two would be put before one of the new Obama ‘death panels,’ which are part of his Final Solution to the health care issue. You ARE aware that, in your future, a government-appointed doctor will decide when it is time for you to die, depending on how much is left in your flexible spending account…aren’t you? If not, you will be surprised when they pull the plug on you. If not, you are part of the problem due to ignorance of the facts.

     But, Fair Followers, what about those fifteen headless corpses which were found just across the border on the same day? Do they count for anything, or are they just Mexicans?  While they were direct casualties, what about the ‘collateral damage’ in AZ? Pima County, AZ, Sheriff Clarence Dupkin, said it with much more truth than that sorry address Obama gave…

    “When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous,” he said. “And unfortunately, Arizona, I think, has become the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry.”

     Why has Arizona become the capital? Will people in the Gulf states have to eat mud until the Administration stops playing politics with the oil supply? Are more shootings in our future? As long as we fight a drug war which cannot be won because the people we elect do not want to give up the rewards they get from the pharma lobby by keeping marijuana illegal, people will die. As long as we are deprived of our Constitutional Rights until the sheer insanity of it unhinges the potentially violent…death is a fact of war. Stop the war, stop the deaths.

     Obama does not care for this country enough to stop the death. He thrives on it. It is his revenge for not being likable. If you voted for him, you ought to go look in the mirror and apologize to yourself and get used to what you have wrought.

     Cheers!

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Still Legal But K2 Users Bluffed By Media

     A Happy New Year to all you people who enjoy reading this stuff. We have tried to amuse you in 2010 and hope we can hold your interest in the months and years ahead.

     Today we have the picture of the sexy librarian. Librarians are as sexy as it gets, since they have the power to ‘shush’ you but there is more to it than a fine finger pressed against pursed lips, warning you to shut up. Librarians are sexy because of what they know. They like banned books. They are often political and active in the community and in just plain life. They help breed that vanishing quantity…intelligence.

     What does being sexy in the stacks have to do with the consumption of intoxicants, one may ask. The access to knowledge is powerful. Take the K2-JWH thing. The newspapers, radio, television and internet were abuzz with news about how the dangerous and soothing substance was banned as of December 24. In the meantime, it is still legal and probably will be, at the very least, until Congress convenes on January 6.

     The newspapers lie. The internet lies. The news channels lie. The networks lie…take CBS, for instance…they make a ton, literally wheelbarrows full of cash from Pfizer, manufacturer of Robitussin. In April of 2009, Pfizer spent over $6.2 million just on cash handouts to the folks you elected to make the laws in DC. They will spend over a trillion dollars, by conservative estimates, by the end of this decade, assuring that things like medical marijuana or smokable herbal remedies are illegal and kids are ‘robo-tripping’ by guzzling the hallucinogenic cough syrup.

     Some kids build little ‘stills’ to extract the groovy juice and ingest it. Many get very violent. I personally know a twenty year old girl, a lovely child I watched grow up, suck down the robo until she was so whacked that she attempted murder. Now she sits in a state prison, her son lost to the system, her life a shambles…but Pfizer is sure to turn a profit this year. The next biggest spender of lobbyist dollars in DC is General Electric, gee, what a coincidence…General Electric, which runs the huge military/industrial complex President Eisenhower warned us about, also owns NBC and, consequently, NBC News!

     The two biggest ruiners of life in the country have the highest profiles by running their own communications networks and feeding us any news they want to concoct and people worry about Fox News? I watch the news from Asia and the BBC. They have a bit less of the old brainwash mixed in.

     CBS is especially hypocritical. My favorite american tv show is The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Craig is the most hip and intellectual talking head in the business. He can talk literature, comedy, philosophy and the arts. He often likes to hold forth on the topic of substance abuse and addiction. It seems he was hooked for about ten years. Well, Craigy, I hate to say it but so was ninety per cent of everybody who went to high school in the 1970s. You are really not so special, in your short run at addiction, although you play it for laughs with the gusto of a William S. Burroughs, who was an actual needle-using addict for decade upon decade and never went soft and said it was a bad idea.

     Anyway, if Craig really stood for his convictions about how drugs ruin youth, he ought to put his foot down about that Robotussin commercial they play when he goes to commercial break. Sure, it would be cutting his own throat but he would have what he claims he has now – self-respect…well, he often claims to have none, really, but that is his charm. We love Craig, wimp or not.

     The point here is…maybe in the New Year ahead, Gentle Readers, we can all expand our earthly knowledge by looking into things closely and not living off of sound bytes that the Illuminati want us to hear. Let us open the documents which the reports are based on, like we opened The Federal Register to find out that K2 and JWH are still wholly and completely legal in most states while we have all been told that they have been illegal for a week.

     In other words, we need to step out of the herd and stop being hapless sheep. Don’t count on organizations like NORML or the Willie Nelson Party. NORML has not done very much since it’s inception in the 1970s. Look at the statistics… less people got arrested before NORML. I have also yet to hear of a NORML victory. From what I witnessed in my brief affiliation with the organization, two out of the three chapters in my state are useless and, very unwisely, careless. I have hope for Willie Nelson and the brains who are behind his party. If they can get a big concert and a show of unity that would impress the next president of the country, legal pot could stand a chance in america.

     Lenny Bruce suggested ‘the marijuana mayor’ back in the 1950s. He was ahead of his time in so many ways. How many of the people who got fooled by Obama thought he would be the one who was liberal enough to take a stand, since he IS a user? Another example of the networks telling you what to do…first Bush, now Obama…what about the opinion of the common person, the voter?

     At this point, it is like LSD in 1967. It is still legal but it is in a grey area. I often wished I had been old enough in 1967 to have taken the legal LSD, just for the sense of history. Now, scientists at Purdue University are allowed to produce 1000 doses of LSD a year, to test the efficacy of it’s use on cluster headaches. After all these years, they admit that it is a useful drug…although the CIA has known it all along and uses it to heighten the effects of torture on people in Gitmo Bay and other secret dungeons around the world. They are also using it to enhance extra sensory perception (ESP), in order to spy better. They took a good drug, made it illegal and then brought it out of the closet for the most hideous of purposes…the cluster headache study is most likely a front so the CIA and other mindcontrolling entities have access to a good strong, legal source.

     From cluster headaches to clusterfucks, you can be sure the spooks who decide what the people we elected do for extra cash do not want you to read. So make an effort to read more in 2011 for your good and the good of this once-great country.

    Happy? New Year!!!

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Last Day Before K2 ‘Prohibition’ and What It Really Means

     Dearest Friends and Fickle Foes, our government would have you think that the use of K2, Spice or even the big daddy of them all, cannabis itself, is no different that sticking a kitty in a microwave and pressing the button for ‘high.’

     Nothing could be further from the truth and even the kitty in the nukerowave grew to full size and enjoyed a comfortable thirteen years of pampering once he got out of the oven.

     Many people think that the K2 and JWH products are illegal as of tomorrow, however we have found that this is not the whole truth.

     Gil the Shill, Obama’s mealy mouthpiece at the DEA, can file A Final Rule to Temporarily Control the substances in question anytime after tomorrow.  Funny how the Nazi’s always like to get that word ‘final’ in there. Once the rule is filed, a date will be determined and the BAN will go into effect. It is typical of america’s penchant for being controlled by media hype that tomorrow has been mistakenly identified as ‘the day it becomes illegal.’

     Even if they announced the Rule today, practical government would require a warning period. Nobody ever said it would be illegal for sure, Gil simply notified us of the intent to do so. Now, the work has to be done…in a lame duck Congress no less. The way things have been going, there just may be issues that are more important to clear up before the end of the year and it is not hard to imagine this being pushed to the back burner. Afterall, it takes much heat off of the REAL drug war when a high number of medical marijuana users can find satisfaction (and quit making all that noise in the halls of legislature) in a legal fix-me-up. Don’t count on it, though.

     So, as it stands, Gil still has to sign off on the Rule. This is Gil, who in recent months has admitted that the drug war is a failure and a big waste of money. He is doing this at the behest of Baccarat Obama, who is also a failure and a big waste of money.

     What does this mean to us? Enjoy! Smoke ’em while you got ’em. The criminal underworld will come up with a handy solution, undoubtedly. It means that we should soon be hearing a date when JHW and K2 and other harmless, yes, harmless, substances will be made illegal. It will probably be all over the news tomorrow. Or maybe Gil is off smoking legal DC medical marijuana and baking brownies with it for the holidays, forgetting about we fiends who have to buy the fake stuff because we cannot afford to live in Washington, DC, where marijuana is legal.

     I still bristle at that fact more than anything I blog about. The people who decide, the people who can take away the pain of millions of patients but do nothing because they are owned and controlled by cash from big pharma, can have legal pot anytime they want because they have an address in DC. What the fuck happened to the Pledge of Allegiance?What happened to ‘one nation under God’? Leaving God out of it, what the fuck happened to the one nation?

     We are a nation divided in many way but the fastest growing divide is the one which will lead us to class warfare. It is the divide that allows rich politicians access to marijuana and other unmentionables, while they pass laws to keep the people who voted for them from having the same rights. Of course no politician cares about legal pot. To them, it is already legal…and that is what matters.  What also matters are the 190 million americans who smoke it on a regular basis. We are being ruled by a caste system, where we are the slave and the elected officials are our masters. And we elected them!!!! D-uuhhhhhhh!!!!

     I think we need another Civil War. Watch what happens as the gap between rich and poor widens. How long can a people endure suffering before we rise up and strike at the masters, oppressors and wankers who think they know what is best for you and I.

     So what does this all mean?

     To me it means that I will keep smoking it until Gil stops me. I gave up on the idea of stockpiling the stuff. In fact, I cleaned my house, top to bottom, in a paranoiac fit. It is not secret that the state I live in monitors people who disagree with government. I am on the shitlist already. By removing all illegal items from my residence, I leave nothing for the DEA or any local law enforcement agancy to find. I am 100% legal. Any incursion by a fed across my doorstep will lead to a passel of lawsuits and news articles which is unprecedented to date. I do have guns. They are legal. I do have shells and bullets. They are legal. If anybody tries to enter my home with a doctored warrant, that is not legal.

     Tomorrow, I shall visit the places where I made my purchases while I wrote this blog. I will try to get opinion of vendors and customers. Maybe, by then, the media will be abuzz with news from our dynamic drugwarrior, Gil the Shill.

     Stay tuned…we still may have another month or two of legal K2 use. It will be legal until the Notice appears in the Federal Register.

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Obama’s Top Ten Reasons For Shunning the Gulf and American Oil Companies

     Gentle Readers,

     We are heartfeltly sorry if we scared you with the horrid photo to the left but we wanted to blog about the ocean and the gulf and were looking for a picture of a big, fat alligator with his maw hanging open, in wait of a McRib Sandwich, er, that is, a meal. Yes, that is Governor Cartman, (Gov Chris Christie, R-NJ) the fathead who denies global warming and says he is not running for president everytime you see him campaigning on television when he should be in his home state of New Jersey, fixing the budget.

     The oversized lug was on yesterday, shouting at the teachers union. They want a pension which they deserve. They felt they were being taken advantage of by the state and this slab of flubber tells an upset teacher, “Well, you don’t have to do it“…meaning teach children. Do you think he ever missed a meal a single day in his life? I rather doubt it. And thanks to Obama’s pitiful performance, this paleontologistic parasite will eat the country before he saves it.

     That had nothing to do with today’s blog but I found his remarks to be rather insulting to teachers and it makes me wonder what happens to the school taxes I pay since they do not work for us childless-types.

     Here is the blog:

Obama’s Top Ten Reasons for Selling Out the Gulf Coast and American Oil Companies

10. Gets enough lubrication shaking hands with congressmen coming from the airport.

9.   Most of ‘those’ people in the gulf can’t afford internet anymore.

8.   Primadonnas don’t do oil.

7.   His real father lives there.

6.   Has enough other important issues to lie about.

5.   Gets free black hashish from the Afghani’s for allowing them to sneak it into Russia.

4.   Good excuse for a future hissy-fit.

3.   Biden will fix it so who cares?

2.   Why waste money at home when we can benefit our enemies by buying oil from them?

1.   They voted for me!!!!

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Instant Blog ~ Courtesy Corbett, Christie, the ACLU and the Whales

     Gentle Readers,
     I have a busy day and so, no writing for me.  Here is one you can figure out for yourself while you screw around at your desk, waiting for five o’clock.
     Follow the headlines and info below and create your own rant. It starts with a whale and ends with one, if you include the pic of Governor Cartman, er Christie.
     We have a morally corrupt Constitution-breaking governor-elect headed for Harrisburg and his role model is a boorish fool who denies global warming and says there is no evidence while the scientists keep piling it up.
     Readers in Pennsylvania, are we not, in the vernacular, fucked?
Posted on Thu, Nov. 11, 2010
Activists under state watch in Pa. urge end to monitoring By Miriam Hill and Amy Worden

Inquirer Staff Writers

A group of activists monitored by the state of Pennsylvania on Wednesday called on Gov.-elect Tom Corbett to prohibit state agencies from gathering information about people’s political and religious beliefs.

ACLU Representing Anonymous Twitter Critics of PA Attorney General Tom Corbett

Grand Jury Issued Subpoena to Twitter Demanding Users’ Identities
May 20, 2010

HARRISBURG – The American Civil Liberties Union of Pennsylvania announced today that it is representing two anonymous Twitter users who have criticized State Attorney General Tom Corbett on a social networking site. Corbett’s office asked a grand jury to issue a subpoena earlier this month to Twitter demanding the identities of his critics

Posted on Thu, Nov 11, 2010

As Gov.-elect Tom Corbett follows the lead of N.J.’s Christie, expect quick reform, deep budget cuts

Surrounded by his family and Pennsylvania’s Republican elite, Gov.-elect Tom Corbett looked into the election-night crowd in Pittsburgh and said, “Throughout the campaign, people asked me, ‘What kind of role model do you have?’ I reminded them: Just look across the Delaware River to New Jersey. Take a look at Gov. Christie.”
Posted on Thu, Nov. 11, 2010

Christie ‘skeptical’ on man’s role in global warming

by Chelsea Conaboy

Inquirer Staff Writer

Scientists and environmental advocates reacted with anger and incredulity Wednesday to remarks by Gov. Christie expressing doubt that humans are causing climate change.

Whales suffering from ‘dramatic’ sunburn

November 10, 2010|By Matthew Knight for CNN

  • Whales in Mexico’s Gulf of California are showing worsening signs of sunburn according to new report published Wednesday.

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    Local Police Threaten This Blog and 1st Amendment

         Heidi-Ho, Users and Abusers!

         A few days ago this blog was treated to a comment by a police detective. He told me that I was breaking the law by talking about Jennifer Mann, Chris Christie and dog shit. It is my firm belief that they all belong in the same sentence and it is my right.

         He sent an email saying this: I suggest you refrain from future blogs of this nature. It could be interpreted as inciting online harassment and therefore in violation of both Federal and State law as well as violation of USPS guidelines.

         Well, Fuck me!

         The constitution still gaurantees the right of free speech. I have referred the matter to the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), as I find this to be not only a violation of my First Amendment Right to Free Speech but also a case which involves stalking.

         Why stalking? Why would a detective have my email address unless he got it illegally or unless I am under investigation for a crime. I have not been informed that I am under any sort of investigation and I think it is my right to know if I am. That is why I contacted the ACLU instead of the Township I live in. I have talked to the Judge who rules in my Township previously and he has encouraged me to sue the township for not being able to enforce the codes they have set forth.

         With the highest crime rate in the county, why are my tax dollars being used to surf the web to persecute me? Aren’t there any unsolved crimes to work on?

         I have paid my taxes and school taxes here for thriteen years. I have never missed a payment. If you do a State Police Records check on me, it comes up ‘clean’ – because I am not a criminal. The criminal is the person stalking and harrassing me and trying to take away my Constitutional Right to Free Speech.

         By contacting me through the communications system of my township and using facilities of my township to dig up information with which to harrass me,  a personal infringement is perpetrated on me by the Township, not the idiot detective. I hold the Township responsible in any resulting lawsuit, since the detective represents himself as a messenger for the township in this matter. The Township is at fault for allowing such a person to represent them in any way. He is a loose cannon.

         This is all because I said it was fun to throw dog shit (yes, shit is legal to say even though a lot of police are writing unlawful fines for cursing and the ACLU is fighting them and WINNING) on the White House lawn and other places. I used sarcasm, which is a known form of humor. The things I mentioned (yet did not incite anybody to do by words or actions) are so stupid, so impossible that only a real wacko would take it seriously. Maybe his judgement is impaired by all the time involved in working two jobs. Some people get greedy for overtime.

         Throw shit on the White House lawn or on any State or Federal property without getting caught? There are cameras all over the place. The only reason I said it was because it was too outrageous to believe and if I were having a laugh with friends, it is something we might say. A joke…unless you have a hidden agenda or are too basically stupid to have a sense of humor and justice.

         The whole idea of this blog is to say things to get laughs. Do you think ‘Celebrating 50 Years Of Substance Abuse’ was not chosen as the title of my blog because people laugh at it? Sometimes, I get serious, like when I wrote about Rimbaud. Otherwise, this blog is a joke! Pure and simple.

         I got tired of hearing all the momma’s boys and their stories of how they got off drugs but still want to write about their druggy experiences. I went through rehabilitation and Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous and I do not write pitiful stories about my lost teeth or what awful things I did to myself (Oh! the pain!!!). They are a lot of rubbish, so I decided to write a blog that was the opposite. Truth had no place in the decision.

         I am a professional writer and have been for more than 30 years. This is the first time I was ever harrassed or stalked but we didn’t have people web-surfing cops here to waste time instead of crime-solving for the past 30 years.

          Two years ago, a woman in Pennsylvania was fined for cursing at her own toilet. She was awarded a $19,000 settlement because cursing is allowed in America and police in Pennsylvania break constitutional law by trying to stop it.

         The fact is that if i want to write about Jennifer Mann, Chris Christie and dogshit, I have the right.

         I replied to the detective, who’s name I am leaving out along with other details, and asked him to tell me what specific law I have broken. Naturally, he did not reply. Stalkers do not reply. They like you to think they are out there, silently watching.

         Since I am housebound and do not even have the chance to do anything illegal, I can not imagine what I would be under investigation for. Anybody in Pennsylvania at this moment may be under investigation and not know it. The detective does not reply. I will hold off on humorous blogs about him until the legal side is cleared up.

         My township, the zip code that I live in, has the highest crime rate in the area. The city of Reading, which resides six miles away is awash in killings, drug-related shootings, organized gang activity and the usual, related issues. Because of this, they have stopped police from investigating any crime that is not a Capital Crime (murder, rape, gun-related, etc).

         The zip code that I live in has an even higher rate of crime than the city that had to stop investigating. We have the worse crime stats in the county and what is done…they investigate bloggers.

         I refrain from saying too much more now, due to the fact that I may say too much and I will let the ACLU direct me.

         I do say that if you think you are an American and that the Freedoms and Rights you learned about in school apply to you, you are FUCKING wrong.

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